First id like to thank the odd crackhead i bumped into at a Walmart parking lot in good ol Lewiston ME him and i were just chatting it up and he suddenly started talking about how reality was just the depraved mental construct of a giant lemon. No i dont mean that metaphorically he actually thought that reality as we perceive it was just the result of a wayward lemons imagination. to say that this theory was... "far fetched" would be under selling it quite a bit. personally i thought the whole lemon idea was a bit over my head i shook the guy off and quite changed his whole outlook on it just by stating that perhaps that the lemon along with the others of its ilk are secretly agents of chaos working tirelessly to herald a new age of darkness. i ask that any readers who have bothered to go this far be on the look out for a dangerous individual i've been informed that this thing is very dangerous. should you find it D.A.F.E.L (dumb asses for the eradication of lemons) have decreed that if you find this thing violent and swift action MUST be taken

We commission all people to:

ERADICATE AT ALL COSTS

(p.s. insults and public scorn will be given to whatever dumb ass actually goes around smashing lemons to a pulp. you stupid idiot STOP WASTING FRUIT!)